jaguarstrike's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[britney, britney, britney]

Too skippy

This toon is too choppy. i have tryed it on 12 comps with the same results. dude revise this piece.

[war. what is it good for?]

Cheese

a doobie doobie doobie wop, adoobie wop wop wop

arsemonkey responds:

*gets out guitar and plays along*

[3003: The universe is....]

blam this piece of shit

Hmm, no story, no SEs, just a launch of some explosins, christ man, tack on a few jokes and youll survive

arsemonkey responds:

whats an SE? sound effect? theres 8 in total... the engines (theres 3) the missile the explosion the target locking on the laser and the warp-out at the end

[The Battlefield III]

Noice (that NICE w/ an inglish accent)

thats how we Staten island sk8er say it, this is the shit, man. tonnz like this come few and far between. if your simple minded this is rare. me likey for the retarded. man, im holing in a huge shit just to watch this toon and review it, the ultimate "i love this toon" thing to do!!!

[Easy Ways to Get Blammed]

need new pants

shit myself on #5

[Ways To Get Blammed II]

meh (quoted from the simpsons)

not as good as part one.
but we do have a problem with peopl who send in unfinished wor

[G.I. Jesus: A Preview]

CoffeCup, Flash for retards

Wow, judging by the absence of complex animation, id guess you went to tucows.com or something and got coffecup firestarter. no, its not bad, but still, thats for banners, man. just buy flash

bird487 responds:

I have no Fucking clue what coffee cup is. I use flash, im sorry if i cant draw as well as you do, but my hand isnt that good with the mouse after all those years of playing with myself :-)

[Bird Watching]

fucking funny

that sound when he is drooling made me piss myself. its like what happened when i shot a sped with my paintball gun. he just shut down for a second and fell down...